Habanero....Surprise?

I have no idea how to start this blog. It has been an eventful couple of days. First off, I've been watching the food channel religiously and got somewhat inspired to be the next Bobby Flay. I decided to try and make some of his green chili burgers so I drove over to the local food city and bought green chili's, jalapeno peppers and habanero peppers to mix into the burgers. I come home very excited and pull out our dull knives along with the cutting board. I start chopping up all the chili's chef style then go about to wash my hands. Mistake #1. I then go about my business and decided to take a piss. Mistake #2. Holy #$%*. Literally, 5 minutes later, my junk is on fire. I can't even explain the pain. It feels as if someone lit a bonfire in my pants. The pain is unbearable for 3 hours!! I start googling remedies and the first thing I find is that when cutting peppers you have to wash the area with bleach because of the high concentration of capisicum or something. GG me. I finally find a remedy that tells me you need to use vegetable oil. I go on to put my junk in vegetable oil for 20 minutes then take a freezing cold shower for 1 hour. After this long shower, vegetable oil and half a bottle of body wash the fire is gone. The feeling after is undescribable. It felt so good and I felt so relieved. I had the biggest smile on my face and decided that it would be the perfect time to start grinding. The session was one of my best recently and I went on to win 8 buyins along with clearing my $275 mid year iron man bonus. Great day for the bankroll, but I am not sure the pain was worth it. The burgers were also some of the best I've ever had. Thanks Bobby Flay.

The weekend got much better after the fire burning incident. Friday night we all decide to go out and get a couple drinks. We go out to our favorite bar (Half Barrel) and throw down some ice cold brews and take a couple shots. We then head over to another bar across the street and this is where the fun begins. I walk in and see all my friends there. I was like damn, what are all these people doing here, usually they call me when they go out. Then I see my girlfriend sitting at the bar and I'm like wtf. She was supposed to come in Saturday afternoon because she had something else to do. Much to my surprise she is amazing and it was surprise going away party/weekend for me. I can say I was 100% surprised and had no idea. It was a great night and a great time seeing all those people come out for the going away party. We repeated the feat Saturday night with a keg, rockband, flip cup and another night of debauchery at the bars. I have to say that this was the best surprise I've ever had. Thanks gf. Highlight of the night had to be one of my friends doing the soulja boi dance around all the pool tables. (We all know who you are.) Bah.

I didn't play much poker this weekend, but we saw Orphan on Sunday. Pretty good movie, and kind of freaky also. I know I am never going to adopt after seeing that movie. It's storming pretty badly over here right now and the internet is being super gay and keeps timing out every 2 minuts so it's making it really hard for me to play online. Really frustrating because I'm bored, just watched the finale of Daisy of Love and did I mention that I'm bored. FMI (Fu*k my internet). Hopefully the network people fix this problem so I can play a bit because I am not tired at all. Maybe this is a sign that I should do some Spanish homework. <---- Ya right. GG. Shipshape.